Worst Conspiracy Ever

I’m ashamed of the forces behind this elitist global Pandemic plot.

Evil genius evaluation of the NWO Covid plan
Oh my God.
This is why Group Projects are “The Worst”.

Flipping China had to be a show off and turn their work in first. Like, we were supposed to take down the world economy be releasing COVID-19 at the same time. The SAME time, stop claiming you live in a different time zone. Use a calculator. We all watched that episode of The Amazing Race, you can figure this out!

Also, this Global Plan was designed to only benefit English Speaking Americans like Bill Gates and our Big Pharma Bros.

I’d like to thank all the non-English speaking countries for tagging along, but really, you could be phoning this in and we still won’t care. The virus as we know and do care about it is the one on American soil. We just needed you to pump up some numbers for scare factor effect…

So, a major flaw was releasing a virus that actually kills people, and if you don’t die you might have permanent damage.  Dead and sick people don’t spend as much money as the young and healthy.
Young, healthy folk who are caring for sick and dying folks also don’t spend the money we want. I am glad we have addressed this by constantly trying to message that ” Grandpa wants to die for the economy”, and “sick folks don’t matter”. We need to capture the markets focus into giving is the money.

Speaking of Money and Bill Gates … Dude, if you’re such a genius, why did t you perfect the “vaccines” BEFORE we released the virus.  Look at all the dead people whose money we can’t get now… Sure, This was a surprise death and without a will their money will go into the various governments but I wanted that money to come straight to the powers that be.

And what happened to pouring the vaccine into the Holy Water and wine at random and unpublished houses of worship? Didn’t we have a lottery system in place where we’d announce that a few elite and select churches could, for a $1999 fee “wash you in the blood of Christ” and a $50  “drip drip, vaccine drizzle” I. The baptismal font of viral absolution? You know, so the money lost from shopping would be spent on folks going to every church they could to buy a cure.

We won’t recover lost potential revenue because the fabric, masks, and PPE manufacturing somehow missed the planning and marketing meeting. My suggestion was that for $5 a citizen, each person would get a 1 time use mask to reuse. Replacement masks would be a $40 monthly subscription. They money would be divided among is all. Look at all that money we let slip away!

And finally,
To be really effective, all the leaders would have bought the appropriate stocks through 4th layer shell companies, wear P.P.E. and televise nightly memorials for the best 5 deaths of the day so every world citizen would be aware, afraid, and easy to control.

The way y’all handled this is a shambles. You’re behaving like this is a Naturally Evolving and Unexpected Global Pandemic .  …

Boo!
Worst Conspiracy Ever. .even the Illuminati could have pulled this off better.

Fyi.. this is satire.

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