So you see the handsome man on @Tinder and “Swipe Right” because he is everything you fantasied about your future soul mate. You know there is no way he will see your profile and “swipe right” as well because, well, maybe you have not felt like Soul Mate Material in a few years .
So you swipe and then move on with life and get distracted and completely forget about Tinder all together. Until you get an unexpected notification. Maybe there is a new version of the app and you are supposed up download it. Whatever: you dutifully open the notice and BOOM, BAM, USC wants YOU!!!! Err, I mean, the handsome man wants to meet for coffee.
That is almost what it was like to go to my mailbox last night and found this letter.
I am still freaking out a little bit.