Somedays I sit at work, headphones on and not plugged into anything ( I just need a sound buffer and it keeps people from talking to me while I am zoned into work )
Somedays I create so many piles of paperwork that looks like a wood chipper has been emptied into here
Somedays I climb on and off chairs and my desks as we Ground Hog in the cube farm that I feel like I am in a Jane Fonda video from the 1990’s
Somedays I come in and answer the phone to a man holding a knife and ready to kill himself.
It’s okay; am only really good in a crisis.
Today is one of those days